Jokes For Kids

Welcome to Jokes for kids where you will find some of the most popular and safe jokes for children.
These are some of the children’s favourite funnies, the kind you will hear again and again! So, if you want to catch them out with the punchline, find some jokes to tell them or if you're a child looking for some humor, then this is the page for you!
These are very much all child friendly and can be used freely at home, in school and just about anywhere!

Why does Bugs Bunny have Big Ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor Who?
How did you guess?


What goes Ho, ho, ho, plonk?

Santa laughing his head off!


Why did the teacher go to a beach?

To test the water!


What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper (read all over!)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea! (No eyed-deer!)


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!


What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!


Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Because she had very bright students!


What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!


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